Two Jacked Bros
130: Smartarded

130: Smartarded

July 1, 2020

Finally got my computer back and we hit the ground running. In this episode Ansley has to dig her way out of the cancel zone, Sidney tries to figure out if black people have enough power to yell "White Power" in public in this climate, we discover how white people are like Roger Rabbit, and a sick story about an ancient chick named Iesha. This episode was so fun to record.

 

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129: Open Face Ninjas

129: Open Face Ninjas

June 22, 2020

Charged up from celebrating birthdays and father's day, Sidney and Ansley hop in Murder Shed Studios to deliver the top shelf goods. Topics include: Insane dad speak, how black people invented chilling, why Hitler is like the Pyramids, whether or not Sidney is a descendant of the Zulu warriors, and so much more! This episode is hilariously chill.

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Ansley is currently playing social media coy but she can be found through being tagged in things

128: Five Paths To Enlightenment

128: Five Paths To Enlightenment

June 15, 2020

Another wild one from wire to wire. Topics include: Sidney figuring out how to abuse his new powers, the proper way to celebrate Loving Day (inter-racial couple day), a little Zulu talk, and the 5 paths to enlightenment.

 

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127: Captain Dong vs Civilian Dong

127: Captain Dong vs Civilian Dong

June 8, 2020

While driving home from a day trip to the beach we jump on the mics to deliver that hotness. This episode comes with some free ASMR from the sound of road tripping. Some quality butt talk, breaking down human hierarchies, and Ansley stumbles onto instagram porn... this episode is the lighthearted fun you need in these uncertain times.

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126: Full Double R

126: Full Double R

May 31, 2020

Karens, and Riots, and Truth, Oh My! I promise this episode is funny even though the we're inching ever closer to a anarchic post apocalyptic society. Doesn't mean we shouldn't laugh.

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125: You Ain’t Either

125: You Ain’t Either

May 24, 2020

After Sidney addresses concerns about whether he's black enough for Joe Biden, Ansley assures him that he's not. Then, no longer encumbered by Joe Biden's all seeing eye, things turn up. Topics include: whether Joe Biden's comments were actually offensive or not, the difference between observation and judgment, some heavy accusations about the brain being lazy during dreams, and so much more. 

 

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124: American Heroes

124: American Heroes

May 18, 2020

Back in Murder Shed Studios the team gets real in the moment and really connects with the human condition. But hilariously because no matter how in the moment, we're still two retards in a shed. Topics include: Sidney's confrontation at the creek, a return of our segment "Who Would You Fight... This Week", a discussion of whether or not black people can have fetishes, and so much more.

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123: Who Do You Think You Are?

123: Who Do You Think You Are?

May 12, 2020

Fresh off of yelling at the kids, we once again meld our cosmic vibes in Murder Shed Studio. In this episode we talk about our need to touch other people, Sidney is trying to steal Elon Musk's identity, how women give men tunnel vision, what it's like to be rich on paper but poor in life, and so much more. This episode is feels like it's constantly more fun than you expect it to be... even though you expect it to be really fun.

 

 

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122: Ansley’s Feats of Bro

122: Ansley’s Feats of Bro

May 4, 2020

Sidney has been absolutely loving America lately and Ansley might possibly be ready to stop mocking him and start loving the Stars and Stripes herself. This causes Sidney to become wise in an instant. We recount Ansley's most recent mind blowing feat of human physical effort. Then out of nowhere, the most watchable and ridiculous reality show ever is birthed to life right in front of your eyes and ears.

 

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121: Fist Extraction

121: Fist Extraction

April 27, 2020

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This episode is the perfect episode to put out in conjunction with launching our patreon. It's nuts. Topics include: How spite makes beautiful kids, Sidney's love of the movie Extraction, doing steroids for freedom, the world turning on Ellen Degeneress, fisting, and Ansley drops some more knowledge about how the alphabet made women start trippin.

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